Every time I see firefighters, I force myself to ask for stickers.

I force myself to do this because if I don't, then who tf will. I'm just reminding them that these stickers are still desired. Little kids no longer look at firefighters and think they're cool enough to want a whole ass firefighter sticker anymore. And if no one is asking these brave, handsome, and strong firefighters for their stickers, they're going to come to the conclusion that these stickers are useless and will no longer carry a stack of them around. So honestly, me doing this is lowk just me doing society a huge favor.

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Random

Today I drew my eyebrows on red because I wanted them to match my hair color.

Everyone and their moms are on ozempic or reta. Reta just sounds like a healthier version of meth to me. Putting it on my wish list now.

Would you get upset if I told you I say the word retard. I say it a lot ngl. Are you gonna cancel me. I think I have a pass though because I'm sure I'm on the spectrum.

Would you understand where I'm coming from if I told you that Drake is synonymous to Diddy the same was Kendrick is to Epstein. The same was firefighters are Kendrick and the police are like Drake.

Is it weird to you that my family's nickname for my dad is Diddy. Not in a weird way its just like 'daddy' but replacing the a with an i. Sometimes we forget that Diddy is an infamous name and call our dad Diddy in public.

In high school, I was weirdly obsessed with 9/11, WW2, and Karl Marx. Not in a fascist way but out of curiosity.

Morse code is old.

Have you ever been held for ransom? I have. Twice.

I hesitate to use candles the same way people hesitate to use stickers because they want to save them or something. But I'm quite brave when it comes to using stickers.

I have five phones (all iphones) and I currently only use 2 of them.

Here's a pic I'm obsessed with right now.

Mother's Day is tomorrow and I still don't know what to get for my mom.

I feel like I'm bloatmaxxing rn. Like a bloatcel. I blame my cycle. Or maybe I shouldn't use my cycle as a scapegoat. Maybe I should just stop being a fat piece of bacon.

Sometimes you're blinded by your loyalty to someone and fail to admit that they're really just a piece of shit bad person.